THE FOOLISH BUTCHER · PRACTICE SKIN
Mess up on me. Not on a human.
WHO IS SEBO
My name is Sebo. I'm the worst portfolio in Italy, and the reason yours isn't.
Every crooked line I carry is a client saved.
I'm not a character. I'm a consequence: since 2012, someone had to get stabbed.
SEBO PRACTICE ARCHIVES™ × RESEARCH DIVISION™
Wear the worst portfolio in Italy.
Ten t-shirts. Each one has a status. None of them are done.
RD-001
"Contenuto: silicone. E tremila prime volte."
Da €27.50
FA-001
"La terza l'hai vista. La nona l'hai capita."
Da €29.00
PM-001
"Tre manuali di tecnica. La macchinetta è ancora nella scatola."
Da €28.00
SR-001
"Lo stencil era perfetto. Poi ha respirato."
Da €29.00
TR-001
"Quando vuoi. Io non ho fretta."
Da €29.00
THE WALL
Ognuno di questi è un cliente salvato da una linea che non saprò mai spiegare.
L'Arancia ha più ore di seduta di qualsiasi cliente reale. È la mia migliore testimonial.
Medaglia di bronzo, categoria 'ci ha provato'. La conservo accanto al diploma.
Nuova macchinetta. Il problema non era la macchinetta. Ma non si sa mai.
Ho preso le ferie. Il problema mi ha seguito.
Il portfolio segreto non è segreto. È solo che non avevo altri posti.
STICKER N°001 — COLLECTIBLE
Not for sale. It comes with you.
The first sticker in the SEBO series is a numbered die-cut. It arrives in the package with every order of 100€ or more — no form, no code, no explanation. It is inside.
How to get it
Order of 100€ or more → Sticker N°001 included in the package. Not available anywhere else.
Available from August 5, 2026.
THE PRACTICE
SEBO doesn't watch the tattoo. He watches the practice. His own.
THE WORLD OF SEBO
IL PELLAIO
He turns me toward the wall. Doesn't ask. Decides. I accept.
L'ARANCIA
The first surface everyone practiced on. Now waiting on the windowsill.
IL CORRIERE
The only human who treats me like a package. Never gets it wrong.
LA SCATOLA
SHIPPING SEAL: INTACT. Since day one.
WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING
The studio opens at ten. He's been there since seven.
There is a ritual before work. A cracked mirror, a razor blade, no witnesses. Sebo has never talked about it. Not because it's a secret — but because nobody ever asked.
FOLLOW ME
128 posts ready. The profile is where everything ends up — mistakes, tutorials, Monday's coffee. Updated by something.
For those who want to know before anyone else.
For orders — the studio responds.
Il Pellaio makes the skins. I ruin them. He hasn't spoken to me since 2012. /laboratorio